Since the seasons are reversed hemispherically, I will be technically visiting Antarctica during its budding summer and, from what I can gather, I should expect temperatures in the upper 20s or low 30s Fahrenheit. Ok, no problem! I am a native of Washington State and am entirely used to cold weather, snow and ice, and periodic Arctic conditions. Actually, I thrive on frigid temperatures and have always amazed other people who occasionally witness me walking around in my bare feet in 6 inches of snow oblivious and unfazed by the cold. I have been naturally warm-blooded all my life.
My closet is stocked with the standard assortment of heavy coats, warm sweaters, gloves, a scarf or two and a few pair of thick, wool socks for those glorious, long walks in January after a long, deep snowfall to appreciate the winter beauty and experience the all-white tableau around me. But these garments only provide temporary warmth. Where I'm going requires PERMANENT warmth! I will be out in the environment for long periods of time - visiting penguin colonies, taking short (and bound-to-be thrilling!) jaunts in the cruise ship's small fleet of small Zodiak boats carrying 10 passengers (think "Whale Wars" on The Animal Planet if you've ever seen it), kayaking through the icebergs and hiking on the Antarctic Peninsula. Since this expedition became a reality, I suddenly realized that my current wardrobe was sorely insufficient!
So with the aid of the travel company who is hosting my cruise, information from my extraordinary, wonderful travel agent, Kathy, Google, eBay, Amazon and driven by my own curiosity and instinct for survival, I am now the proud owner of some new, all-day icebox attire! Gor Tex, polypropylene and Omni-Tech are the latest words added to my extensive travel vocabulary. I'm now dressed for winter success! My suitcase will look entirely different this time for sure.
The crown jewel in my new travel gear is an incredible, thick, uber-warm, authentic, sub-zero parka with faux-fur trim that frames my face and reminds me of the days of my Northwest childhood when my dear, dutiful mother would bundle me up like an Eskimo to play in the snow. When I first put it on and looked in the mirror, I laughed out loud. "I'm Kenny, from (the MTV hit) South Park!", I thought to myself.
Other items that have been ordered (and thankfully have arrived on time) are a pair of amazing, waterproof and windproof snow pants that are guaranteed to keep me dry and warm all day long, as well as some nifty, high-tech-fabric glove liners that will allow my fingers the mobility and dexterity needed for my photography. Finally, I purchased a set of advanced technology long johns, which have become my new best, toasty friends. All the necessary Antarctic duds are checked off my list.
The key, they say, is layering - with an outer shell that blocks the cold and wetness. I'm set now, and with one week to go before I fly away, I am thankful to know that I've got all my clothing ducks (or should I say penguins?) in a row.
ANTARCTICA: BRING IT ON!!!

